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it isn't me

  • [I walk into the dining room, and Becky's in a chair, reading]
  • Becky: I smell something stinky.
  • Me: It's probably you. You need a bath.
  • Becky: No, it just started.
  • Me: It's not me.
  • Becky: It is! Get out of here!
  • Me: It isn't.
  • Becky: Take your computer into the kitchen!
  • Me: I'm not going to do that.
  • Becky: Then I'm going to my room.
  • [Becky leaves.]