sorry
- [Waitress is cleaning off the table. Dan is coming back from the restroom.]
- Waitress: Oh, I'm sorry, I thought you'd left.
- Dan: No, it's fine, we're more or less done.
- Waitress: I'll bring you another water.
- Dan: I don't need another water, seriously - is that half Diet Coke molested at all?
- Waitress: I'll bring her back another Diet Coke.
- Dan: I don't think that's necessary - I will let you know.
- [Waitress leaves, and comes back with another Diet Coke.]
- Dan: Thanks, you really didn't have to.
- [Julie comes back.]
- Waitress: I'm sorry.
- Julie: Okay, hey, look, another Diet Coke!
- Dan: I got up from the table after you left.
- Waitress: I'm sorry.
- Julie: So wait, what?
- Dan: I abandoned my post.
- Waitress: I'm sorry.
- Julie: What are you sorry for?
- Waitress: I cleaned off the table.
- Dan: I left after you left. I came back.
- Julie: So you're apologizing for a clean table and a fresh drink?
- Waitress: Yeah.
- Julie: No, thank you! I'm from New York... I'm deeply suspicious of people doing nice things, but people here are so nice...
- Dan: It can throw off your radar.