“ In the 1973 Turkish film 3 Dev Adam (known in English as Three Mighty Men or Turkish Spider-Man vs. Captain Turkish America) Spider-Man is portrayed as the villain of the film, confronted by Captain America and Santo (a Mexican wrestler character). He has no spider powers in the film though.
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sample size dnord
perhaps you need a small, medium and large version of me.
Wrens Faster Gun (via hflashman)
The Wrens are crazy-good. Just found out yesterday that they’re on the Axl “one hot album every ten year average” plan. But they do good work when it comes out.
it isn't me
- [I walk into the dining room, and Becky's in a chair, reading]
- Becky: I smell something stinky.
- Me: It's probably you. You need a bath.
- Becky: No, it just started.
- Me: It's not me.
- Becky: It is! Get out of here!
- Me: It isn't.
- Becky: Take your computer into the kitchen!
- Me: I'm not going to do that.
- Becky: Then I'm going to my room.
- [Becky leaves.]
makin' love songs
- [listening to some music in the car, and a singer has said that you want to make love to him]
- Me: Adam, I have to turn this off.
- Adam: I like this song!
- Me: Yeah, no. It's a makin' love song.
- Adam: I LIKE makin' love songs.
- Christie: So, what IS makin' love, anyway?
- [silence]
five
- Christie: Becky, come here.
- Becky: OK.
- Christie: Can I ask you to do me a favor?
- Becky: If it's an easy one.
- Christie: Are you five or are you eight?
sorry
- [Waitress is cleaning off the table. Dan is coming back from the restroom.]
- Waitress: Oh, I'm sorry, I thought you'd left.
- Dan: No, it's fine, we're more or less done.
- Waitress: I'll bring you another water.
- Dan: I don't need another water, seriously - is that half Diet Coke molested at all?
- Waitress: I'll bring her back another Diet Coke.
- Dan: I don't think that's necessary - I will let you know.
- [Waitress leaves, and comes back with another Diet Coke.]
- Dan: Thanks, you really didn't have to.
- [Julie comes back.]
- Waitress: I'm sorry.
- Julie: Okay, hey, look, another Diet Coke!
- Dan: I got up from the table after you left.
- Waitress: I'm sorry.
- Julie: So wait, what?
- Dan: I abandoned my post.
- Waitress: I'm sorry.
- Julie: What are you sorry for?
- Waitress: I cleaned off the table.
- Dan: I left after you left. I came back.
- Julie: So you're apologizing for a clean table and a fresh drink?
- Waitress: Yeah.
- Julie: No, thank you! I'm from New York... I'm deeply suspicious of people doing nice things, but people here are so nice...
- Dan: It can throw off your radar.
all people can say it
- Adam (singing): "No one can say this, Kim the, Waitress"
- Adam (explaining): "It's a joke, because no one can say that, but all people can say that."
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I wouldn’t usually be watching this kind of thing, but Harry Smith is being unusually prickly, and… well, it’s the opposite of news, but harassing the dude doesn’t make your coverage any harder.
Elvis Costello God’s Comic Live 1989
“Spike” is crammed full of great songs. Every once in a while I think about this one.
